Road Map To Making Kelli Really Uncomfortable.

-Get in her space, Not hard to do since her space is really pretty large considering what a small person she is. You’ll know you have effectively invaded her bubble when either A: she starts to take small steps back or B: She could bend her arm and hit you with her elbow. Also extremely effective is sitting to close to her. particularly if she has nowhere to really move to

-Touch her leg. This works in combination with sitting to close to her.

-Throw in an awkward compliment like: You have the most beautiful legs I’ve ever seen. Watch her squirm and laugh it off.

-Force an awkward handshake. Maybe with a hold at the end for double effect. This is probably the easiest to get away with because you can’t really just turn up your nose at a handshake.

-Make her stand up in a crowd when everyone else is sitting, Point out that she is turning red. She’ll for sure turn redder

It was an uncomfortable weekend :)

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About kelltick

Snowcones. Theme Parks. All Time Low. Lake Powell. Concerts. Random Dancing. Trampolines. The Beach. Camping. Snowboarding. Horses. Dr Pepper. Summer camp. Pets. Sarcasm. Adventures. Utah. Arizona. Pool days. the lake. SUMMER. Pictures. Tang (the drink). Vacations. Life.
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3 Responses to Road Map To Making Kelli Really Uncomfortable.

  1. SadieSadie says:

    Hahaha! Where were you at?

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